I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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