i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
there is glitter all over my balls
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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