The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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