She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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