He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Dignity is for republicans.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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