yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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