just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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