How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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