This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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