The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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