but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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