Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
No more Irish car bombs ever.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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