Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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