You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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