all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
You can't just leave with hair like that
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Randomize
