What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Randomize
