we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
