I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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