Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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