just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Randomize
