Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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