My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
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