Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
Randomize
