the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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