I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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