you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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