it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Do vagina's smell?
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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