As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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