haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
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