Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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