If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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