Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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