Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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