i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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