I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
apparently the secret to your success is patron
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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