walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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