gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Randomize
