M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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