I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Randomize
