You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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