dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I'm getting married
To pizza
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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