She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
we made out on top of his cat.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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