Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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