Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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