You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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