i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
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