I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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