she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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