real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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