It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Randomize
