Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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