She's JV to your varsity
I wanna passion pit in your ass
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
A bitchslap is in order.
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