my room smells like sperm. sweet.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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