But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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