Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
