He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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