no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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