My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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