batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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